2006/05/12

沒繳電話費

主題:「你們沒繳電話費!」

今天,電話鈴響,照例是由最閒或是最靠近電話的人負責接起。瑞旻剛巧走過電話旁,於是便順手接了起來。
瑞旻:「喂,您好,(這裡是)譚老師實驗室!」
那一端:「&%#$%^......」
「什麼?我們沒有繳電話費?」瑞旻帶著訝異和好笑的語氣說著。
聽到這一句話的我們,全都帶著"要發生有趣的事了"的心情等待,於是眾人皆期望著電話裡事情的發展。
待瑞旻再仔細聽過幾遍之後擱下聽筒跟我們說明發生了什麼事。
瑞旻:「她說我們沒有繳電話費。」
一時間,一堆罵電話另一端的人太不專業的言論四起......

電信公司什麼時候有這麼週到的服務來著?更何況,我們是公家單位耶!瑞旻拿起電話時說的可是「實驗室」三個字耶。這只能說對方是在亂槍打鳥又正背!

瑞旻可能覺得這傢伙太沒挑戰性了,索性把話筒擱在一旁,讓對方多照顧照顧中華電信的生意。
我本來還想接在瑞旻之後接過話筒問問對方希望我們如何解決這個問題的,就在我花費時間考慮是否要幹這無聊事兒以趁這時候打發掉瞌睡蟲之後終於下定了決心,要去接電話,不入虎穴焉得虎子嘛。沒想到,對方還挺有生意頭腦的,在我接起話筒時早已沒了聲響。害我頓時間覺得無趣。

自評:本來覺得好玩的事兒,被我這麼一敘述,所有好笑的因子全沒了影子。唉!

2006/05/09

Instructions of the Lab Meeting Presentation



今早到實驗室發現老師在每個人的桌上放了這麼一張小紙條。 上面寫著:





1. (Briefly) tell why you did this experiment and what you expect (Introduction).

2. Talk about how you did (Experimental Procedures) and what you got (Results).

3. Talk about the significance (Discussion: including your own ideas and what I have discussed with you).

4. Talk about the future plan.

The presentation is just like "manuscript presentation".

Please bring something to your colleagues (which is your obligation). Something doesn't mean the positive results; anything meaningful is something. I don't really want to listen nothing.

I wish you also learn from your colleagues no matter what your project is.





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